Have you heard these?

By ReminderNews
Home & Garden - posted Mon., May. 7, 2012
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The subject of gardening has provided fodder for a number of witticisms with which you may be familiar...like the following:

“My husband said if I buy any more perennials he would leave me – gosh I’m going to miss that man!”

“The grass may look greener on the other side, but it still has to be mowed!”

“God’s in charge of flowers and seeds, and I’m in charge of all the weeds.”

“Despite the gardener’s best intentions, nature will improvise.”


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